It has been one hectic couple of days in my life, and I am glad to be back on the computer full-time, doing what I love. There are so many things which are upon my mind, I hardly know where to begin...
"Fair and Balanced?" That I cannot say, but the Murdoch-O'Reilly News Agency seems to be moving forward, all right. They are already planning a 2012 Republican Presidential Debate, in 2011! I'm guessing Hannity, Glenn Beck, and even Greta are so anxious to get rid of President Barry, they have decided to skip a year and a half of the King's reign. Personally, I don't blame them, however I must also challenge their credibility.
Me: Hey, remember Al Qaeda?
You: Huh? (still drunk from an early Christmas party) the 9/11 guys?
Me: Yep. It looks like they are attempting to attack us again this Christmas.
You: Did they attack us last Christmas?
Me: Yep. Apparently they have been trying to destroy us for over ten years. We have forgotten about it as a society for a while. Here's some info, though I'm certain things won't get too bad here, right?
Riots seem to be en vogue in Europe, just like hot mistresses. The paragon of peace and freedom for all, Russia is in an uproar over ethnic tensions, Greece is falling apart due to their economy, and Italy might very well be on the brink, as well. Spain, a historically unstable country for generations due to separatist movements, seems ready to lose their AAA credit rating, possibly spelling doom for their government. Don't worry though, so long as the strong European Union exists, there will be bailout money. Right?
In more important, aka American news, Congress' approval ratings are the lowest in the Gallup Poll's history. 83% of Americans disapprove, but don't worry, not only are they attempting to help the situation with $1.1 Trillion in spending, though with many cuts (including $10 Billion more than the President requested in defense), the over-bloated federal bureaucracy seems to be doing rather well.
In Big Sister news, a new iPhone app makes it easier to turn in your "suspicious" friends and neighbors. It'll make going to Wal-Mart easier, at any rate.
With all the stress of the holidays, at least I have a great football team to root for down the stretch. Or do I? The New York Jets are the biggest villains of the entire NFL, and while I do love a good villain, attempting to trip and hinder players from the sideline is not only cheap and low, it is douchebaggy. I don't believe one moment Sal Alosi is the only responsible coach for such things happening. This is but one more example of a poorly-disclipined but talented team who needs a better coach next season, or else they will do a 2010 Dallas Cowboys next season. Fire Rex Ryan, bring in Bill Cowher!!!
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