As clever as I think I may be
The NFL future I clearly can’t see…
No, wait! It’s coming, it just wasn’t on time
But now, I’ll be perfect, because they are all in rhyme.
A paltry six picks is all that I won.
Hell, the Chiefs had that when all was said and done.
But will I chose them Monday night?
Todd Haley’s beard is quite a fright.
Plus they say the Chargers are done,
And it’s true I believe in Norv none.
But in All Hollow’s fashion, we will get a trick
The CHARGERS in the (non) upset pick.
Foster and the TEXANS are on the hunt
This time the playoffs aren’t a publicity stunt.
They’ll run down and capture every cat they can
As the Jaguars are chasing the LA moving van.
The Desperation Dolphins head to New York
Which is like saying a hamburger is pork.
Jersey or Pluto, no matter where the GIANTS play
Miami is already fixing for draft day.
The TITANS weren’t so mighty during Week 7
But hosting Painter and the Colts is close to heaven.
Even starting a senior citizen and CJ the bust
They will grind the Colts to dust.
Battle of the birds in Baltimore, as the Cards fly in
But Pujols and Freese aren’t playing, since their Game 7 win.
Their inept O makes a comes all the way back
And the RAVENS destroy Kolb via the sack.
Cam or Christian? The choice is clear.
Newton’s future is already here.
The Vikings are a disturbing mess
And the PANTHERS are Ponder-less.
The SAINTS are ready to continue to surf
To the title of “The New Greatest Show on Turf?”
Again, they’ll win, and they’ll have a ball
But will the Rams offense show up at all?
The Seahawks suck, and they I will never pick
Watching Whitehurst makes me sick
But don’t buy the BENGALS, thinking they’ll be great
Screwing up in the draft is their fate.
Harbaugh’s NINERS are for real, and already playoff bound
They’re the true meaning of ground and pound.
The Browns are feisty and will play them stiff
Planning for Smith to revert back to Smith.
Brady must own stock in US Steel
He trounces over Pittsburgh, making them heel
The PATRIOTS are masters of pre-game tape
Big Ben is only a master of forceful…
The Redskins travel to Canada, to visit the upstart BILLS
Seeing Washington in Toronto must give the Mounties chills.
Not only is it joyous to see DC on a crippled knee,
They know the Leafs and Senators will outscore them on CBC.
Will the real LIONS finally show?
Will Tebow Time go to two and oh?
I do know what he’ll be praying for on gameday.
“For the love of God, will someone get in Suh’s way?!”
I’ve never ever believed in that Romo guy
Watching all his gaffes never made me wonder why
And I always loved watching Vick with joy
He plays with the wonder and hope of a teenage boy
Sunday night, both need the win
Both teams’ turnarounds need to begin
But neither will play error-free games
Fans will shout out “Effin” plus names.
So the question, who to pick?
Who makes the turnover that makes you sick?
Though the Cowboys are better, I will go with Andy Reid
His EAGLES stock up post-bye wins with greed.
Hopefully, I will be better than last week
That weird, wild Sunday was a fluke, a freak.
But no matter what, I will have a laughing sigh
For the Manic Jets are on a bye.
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